Friday, April 11

So this is my life.

As a first post, I thought I should start off by introducing myself and giving a background of my life.


You can call me Sassy. My friends do, but not as a nickname... more as a warning whispered in my ear when I'm talking to a total sleaze at the bar.

Me: "I'm sorry, did you just introduce yourself as Prince Charming? That is so incredibly cute in a you-are-so-greasy-you-make-me-want-to-vomit kind of way. Does that actually work on any female? Aww. I didn't think so." ::flutters eyelashes sweetly::
My friends: "Ahem... Sassy? Sassy! SIMMER DOWN."

When I go out with my female friends.. that's who I want to be talking to. So please don't come over and expect me to be nice to you when you've clearly interrupted a fascinating all-female conversation. Thank you.

But that's a little beside the point.

Me. I obviously have a little flair for sass, but I'm also quite sweet. I'm an attractive girl, with varied interests. So we've got the sassy, why the single?

I wonder the same thing myself... :wink:

Actually, as with most of the "single" bloggers, I imagine we've all just gotten out of longish relationships and are ready to try out something new.

My long-time ex is a man who I would love to nickname something horrendous, but don't have it in me, so we'll call him Warcraft for fairly obvious reasons that I'll delve into in a later post. Warcraft and I split up a few months ago. Been single ever since!

You have to be wondering about "stupefied". Honestly, I couldn't have chosen a better word for the my life at this moment. It perfectly describes how my life has gone from secure and goal-oriented to lost in space after college graduation. There's a million options and none all at the same time.

I'm going to wrap up this post, cuz I'm not sure how long these look and I want to check out my posting to see how it all works. :grin:

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Congrats on the first post!

Nicknaming your boyfriend Warcraft, eh? I'm wondering if that has anything to do with this certain game everyone seems to be addicted.